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Thursday, January 25, 2007

24 DEATH CHART




Damn...12,000 dead...that's...that's a tidy sum. Wow. Jack would have to ride a nuclear missile into China or some damned place Slim Pickens style to even catch up to the terrorists in the death numbers. In fact, Jack has only killed two people in 5 episodes, a woefully low number for a man of his pedigree. I suspect, however, that he'll get his numbers up in the next few weeks. He needs to blow up a plane full of bad guys or something. That would be cool. But he is definitely back in the game now, as evidenced by him suffocating his brother. Hilarious. I could watch him do that off and on for a whole episode. And I can't believe that dude is Jack's brother!!!! Oh, wait til Jack finds out how bad this guy is...Well, they've run out of co-workers for Jack to kill to prove how hard he is...now they can have him knock off his brother AND pops. Too bad Donald Sutherland didn't play his dad, that would be GREAT. Oh well..

So, I'm gonna go ahead and count those 12,000 estimated...I'll adjust (if need be) later.




EPISODES 10 A.M. TO 11 P.M. (Episode 5)







DEATH BY CRASHING: 2 SEASON TOTAL: 2
BY JACK: 0 SEASON TOTAL: 0



DEATH BY EXPLOSION: 12,000 SEASON TOTAL: 15,348(!!!!!)
BY JACK: 0 SEASON TOTAL: 0

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