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Tuesday, January 31, 2006


"24 DEATH CHART"


Haven't blogged in a week..busy...but here in time to update the ol' Death Chart. Well...there was only one death last night. Some poor schlub took three in the chest offscreen...but the funniet thing was when Jack caught up to Walt Cummings, the man who arranged the death of President Palmer and Michelle Dessler and helped terrorists steal nerve gas. You knew as soon as Jack saw him that there would be a beatdown like no other. It started with Jack giving him 5 or 6 RUGGED-assed blows to the chest ( The Jack Bauer Severely Incapacitaing Heart Punch was in full effect) and culminated in the threatening of both eyeballs with a particularly nasty looking serrated knife. I was rolling. My wife is so used to me laughing at 24 that she doesn't even ask anymore..lol... I was afraid I was gonna wake my son. Very funny. Jack chumped his ass and got the info he needed. That eye-threatening jazz is no joke. I told my friend Tony that if Jack were fighting a thousand eyed creature he would cut out each eye until the monster talked..lol...


EPISODE 12 P.M. TO 1 P.M. (Episode 6)

DEATH BY SHOOTING: 1 SEASON TOTAL: 19
BY JACK: 0 SEASON TOTAL: 4



Next week looks like the body count will pick up...Jack an his trusty nine will get those numbers up!

Tuesday, January 24, 2006


"24 DEATH CHART"


There were only two deaths last night( and one was offscreen) but the one we saw was hilarious. Jack was fighting this guy who was masquerading as a doctor to kill him...the guy had Jack down but Jack stabbed him the jugular with a pair of surgical scissors.....and then once he gets the guy on the floor he shoves them all the way into his neck! lol...I laughed my ass off...my man Jack....




EPISODE 11 A.M. TO 12 P.M. (Episode 5)

DEATH BY SHOOTING: 1(assumed) SEASON TOTAL: 18
BY JACK: 0 SEASON TOTAL: 4

DEATH BY STABBING: 1 SEASON TOTAL: 2
BY JACK: 1 SEASON TOTAL: 2



They got you to think that a suicide had taken place, too....they did a nice bit of misdirection, however....next week might be a little slow as well....Exposition doesn't usually have a lot of killing...lol

Monday, January 23, 2006


Had to re-post this George Lucas art....the older one had dark hair and George is really white and gray now....